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    Offline Topcat

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    It's So Cold out that it's Colder than a....
    « on: January 05, 2013 - 08:42:02 PM »
                            Fill in the blank.

    It's so cold out it's colder than ____________.
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    Offline GranCuda1970

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    Re: It's So Cold out that it's Colder than a....
    « Reply #1 on: January 05, 2013 - 08:45:35 PM »
        - Than a well diggers arse in the Klondike!
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    Re: It's So Cold out that it's Colder than a....
    « Reply #2 on: January 05, 2013 - 08:46:56 PM »
    my ex wife's heart
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    Offline GranCuda1970

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    Re: It's So Cold out that it's Colder than a....
    « Reply #3 on: January 05, 2013 - 08:47:15 PM »
    _ it is cold enough to freeze the nuts off a brass monkey
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    Offline Topcat

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    Re: It's So Cold out that it's Colder than a....
    « Reply #4 on: January 05, 2013 - 08:48:08 PM »
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    Offline onebadfish

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    Re: It's So Cold out that it's Colder than a....
    « Reply #5 on: January 05, 2013 - 08:51:37 PM »
    It's colder than a gut-shot ***** wolf dog pullin' nine suckin' pups up a hill carrying a #4 trap in the dead of winter with a mouth full of porcupine quills.
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    Offline RB2929

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    Re: It's So Cold out that it's Colder than a....
    « Reply #6 on: January 05, 2013 - 09:02:00 PM »
    It's so cold out there that...
    The hookers are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands

    My neighbor the lawyer has his hands in own pickets

    I saw a dog this morning start jump another dog

    Aren't the greatest jokes. Hopefully they'll get a grin.
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    Offline HP2

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    Re: It's So Cold out that it's Colder than a....
    « Reply #7 on: January 06, 2013 - 11:03:04 AM »
    Quote from: GranCuda1970 on January 05, 2013 - 08:45:35 PM
        - Than a well diggers arse in the Klondike!
    Quote from: GranCuda1970 on January 05, 2013 - 08:47:15 PM
    _ it is cold enough to freeze the nuts off a brass monkey


    ...colder than a well diggers brass monkey...
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    Offline GranCuda1970

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    Re: It's So Cold out that it's Colder than a....
    « Reply #8 on: January 06, 2013 - 11:17:49 AM »
    ......Colder than the devil's _ick in a snowman's arse
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    Offline GranCuda1970

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    Re: It's So Cold out that it's Colder than a....
    « Reply #9 on: January 06, 2013 - 11:34:30 AM »
    ---colder than a tin toilet seat in Antarctica.
    « Last Edit: January 06, 2013 - 11:36:31 AM by GranCuda1970 »
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    Offline GranCuda1970

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    Re: It's So Cold out that it's Colder than a....
    « Reply #10 on: January 06, 2013 - 11:39:02 AM »
    ----Colder than Jane fonda's buns on a anti-aircraft gun.
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    Offline 73restomod

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    Re: It's So Cold out that it's Colder than a....
    « Reply #11 on: January 06, 2013 - 12:07:32 PM »
    It's colder than a witches t-t in a brass bra......

    Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2

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    Offline spamtank

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    Re: It's So Cold out that it's Colder than a....
    « Reply #12 on: January 06, 2013 - 12:24:22 PM »
    Quote from: 73restomod on January 06, 2013 - 12:07:32 PM
    It's colder than a witches t-t in a brass bra......

    Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2

    I heard it as :

    Colder than a witches t-t on the shady side of a mountain.

    But I like your version better.
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    Re: It's So Cold out that it's Colder than a....
    « Reply #13 on: January 06, 2013 - 12:48:28 PM »
    Quote from: 73restomod on January 06, 2013 - 12:07:32 PM
    It's colder than a witches t-t in a brass bra......

    Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2
    Tats my favorite i always use  :lol:
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    Re: It's So Cold out that it's Colder than a....
    « Reply #14 on: January 06, 2013 - 03:24:13 PM »
    its not cold at all overhere.... I think spring is coming  :jumping: :burnout:
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