I was entered in the novice group(learners) at Road America last spring, on a warm sunny day, learning how to drive. &3 built to the Hilt 4 speed challenger, 500 ci, roller cam,Full Hotchkiss suspension package plus Big Brakes on all fours, My car is no slowtch!
After my first 25 minute session I went to the mandatory drivers meeting. There was a guy that looked and acted like Richard Simmons that drove a rollcaged 120hp Miata.
He proceded to take myself and another guy in a new vette to task for passing him in the straights, being all over the track, and not letting him buy in the corners
He had some valid points and they were initially noted because the class is NOVICE(beginners)
But the guy kept going on and berating us, like he was Mario effing Andretti. I told him I got it and if he was that good he should step up a class w his effing Miata. The guy in the Vette told him to Shut up and that he paid for the whole track and he was driving every inch of it.
What I did,
I UNCORKED MY HEADMANS and limped up to the starting line, mufflers are a rule, so i shut her off till the start flag, (snicker, snicker) I let the miata get around me and followed him until the 1.4 mile straight.
I went around him 1/2 way down the staight, BB uncorked, 6000 rpm , 150mph
He was topping out at about 90mph, My car sucked the stick right out of his asss!
Then i let him pass me and proceded to do this 2 more times, Heee, Heee
When the session was over he came to my pit and started ***** and i told him my name was Smellinrubber, 6ft 3, 250 and next he would be Smellin my FIST!!! (
Well thats my story and with the addition of the pit incident I felt Like a real RACER!!
The whole day was an incredible adrenlin rush.