I don't think April read the entire reply NZ, you would have ended up in solitary confinement!
WSM, I don't know any blonde dog catcher jokes, have to think on that a while. Here's some to tide you over till someone can come up with somthing good for the dogcatchers!
Oh and by the way Mod's, this is related to the subject, it's how I got in my doghouse in the first place!
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home. :laughing:
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: Why can't a blonde get a drivers license?
A: Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.