In November 2011 I bought a new cell phone. I paid full price cash so I wouldn't be under contract. The provider is Verizon.
Flash forward to me working in Saudi, where CDMA doesn't work. I've have the account on hold, but they have a maximum of 6 months on hold, so I called them to cancel the account. Their response: "Sure, but you'll have to pay $375 to break your contract." No amount of reasoning would sway them (partially, I'm sure, because they are Satan incarnate). Finally they said "If you can gt in touch with the manager of the store where you bought the phone and have him tell us that it's not under contract, we'll let it go."
So I did that. That was about two weeks ago, and the manager assured me that he had been in touch with their customer service department to let them know that there was a mix-up somewhere, and that I had never signed a contract. Last night I called them to cancel the service again, and they said "You do realize that you'll have to pay to break your contract, right?"
Now they're telling me that, if, from Saudi Arabia, I can produce the receipt for the phone from 2 years ago, they'll consider releasing the "contract."
My best guess is that I'm going to have to sue them. Does anybody have any other good ideas?? Anybody know a good hit man? :-)