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BIGSHCLUNK · « **Reply #15 on:** July 09, 2013 - 07:18:20 PM »

Phil,

I'm not tellin'

Mike, No its not a pine... its a mulberry tree... berries, sap, slime and flies...

06Daytona · « **Reply #16 on:** July 09, 2013 - 07:56:36 PM »

Mulberry trees are a totally different thing. For that you'll need a monkey and a weasel. Get the monkey to chase the weasel and you'll be all good.

BIGSHCLUNK · « **Reply #17 on:** July 09, 2013 - 08:10:02 PM »

Quote from: 06Daytona on July 09, 2013 - 07:56:36 PM

Mulberry trees are a totally different thing. For that you'll need a monkey and a weasel. Get the monkey to chase the weasel and you'll be all good.

got the weasel, please send the monkey...

brads70 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 09, 2013 - 09:21:21 PM »

Quote from: BIGSHCLUNK on July 09, 2013 - 08:10:02 PM

got the weasel, please send the monkey...

OK OK I'm heading this off before it gets any worse! LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!

anlauto · « **Reply #19 on:** July 09, 2013 - 09:29:41 PM »

I say, go out cut it down with a chain saw. If some one complains, say you're sorry.

brads70 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 09, 2013 - 09:30:58 PM »

Quote from: anlauto on July 09, 2013 - 09:29:41 PM

I say, go out cut it down with a chain saw. If some one complains, say you're sorry.

True..... It was good enough for George Washington wasn't it?

BIGSHCLUNK · « **Reply #21 on:** July 09, 2013 - 10:22:10 PM »

Tonite, I shoveled a good 10 lbs of the crap off my side walk. Some how it ended up elsewhere....... enuff is enuff............

Topcat · « **Reply #22 on:** July 09, 2013 - 10:41:51 PM »

A picture of this menacing tree? Is it messing up your driveway and your cars?

BIGSHCLUNK · « **Reply #23 on:** July 09, 2013 - 10:46:15 PM »

Mike lets just say it drops a ton of berries daily on my walk and lawn. The berries break open and start to ferment in the sun. smells like azz (not sexy azz either) but it does bring a couple a zillion flies. not to mention trackin' the crap in the house/car/garage.... I shoulda took a pic when I got home tonite!

JayBee · « **Reply #24 on:** July 10, 2013 - 08:13:47 AM »

My older son had one of those on the property line and made his driveway a mess. Neither he or his fiancee could park up their driveway. Their neighbor was kind enough to cut it down and build a privacy fence. I couldn't believe how purple everything was and the shoes that they ruined.

Anyway, I googled 3 words: kill - mulberry - tree and got several hits, none very promising though.

http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf836091.tip.html

Good Luck

BIGSHCLUNK · « **Reply #25 on:** July 10, 2013 - 08:39:51 AM »

Quote from: JayBee on July 10, 2013 - 08:13:47 AM

My older son had one of those on the property line and made his driveway a mess. Neither he or his fiancee could park up their driveway. Their neighbor was kind enough to cut it down and build a privacy fence. I couldn't believe how purple everything was and the shoes that they ruined.

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