Sounds sorta like my week!
Glad you found the phone!!!
I just came back from a vacation from the inlaws too. I'm used to them now but there were some pretty bad feelings, at least mine toward them at the beginning years ago (I can take the blows but if anyone insults my family, especially when you first meet them without knowing them at all, I get really pissed.)
Didn't get any sleep the 5 nights we were there. Don't know if it was from the cockroaches, itching from mosquito bites or the bad mattress. Cockroaches, ones like 2 inches long, crawling around, down in Arkansas, in the kitchen, bedroom. 20+ mosquito bites on me, my daughter got like 10 or so and those got all swollen up. My wife volunteered me to BBQ several nights so I was outside with the mosquitos. Had bad hip pain that wasn't helped by sleeping on an old mattress that was 30+ years old. My son had trouble breathing because of the mold/dust/??? from the vents in the house. Was supposed to be 4 nights but our flight got delayed and then we had to rebook our flight so we had to stay another day, meaning another night BBQing and out with the skeeters...
BUT-we don't live close by and see them seldom and the get together was really good to see them as my inlaws got to spend some time with their grand kids and my wife and I. It was well worth it!!
Behind all the clouds there's always a rainbow if you look for it!