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    Offline torredcuda

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    Brand X jokes
    « on: April 17, 2005 - 04:43:00 AM »
    OK since we all know Mopars rule  :thumbs: and ferds and chebbys $uck, list your brand x slams.Since I have some non-Mopar buds I need some comebacks for their Mopars catching fire jokes.
    Examples: Ford -  Quiet!I think I hear your Mustang rusting.
    Chevy - Wow,there`s a rare sight a `69 z/28 with a cowl hood!(Lots of sarcism in voice)

    All in good fun of course!  :beer:
    « Last Edit: April 17, 2005 - 04:44:57 AM by torredcuda »
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    Offline Street_Challenged73

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    Re: Brand X jokes
    « Reply #1 on: April 17, 2005 - 10:43:19 AM »
    When talking with a Ford owner, ask him does he know what happens when you put a Ford in reverse. 

    D  R  O  F
    r   e  n  o
    i    t      o
    v   u     t
    e   r
    r   n
        s

    Okay, so it's a little sloppy, but you get the idea. :thumbs:
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    Re: Brand X jokes
    « Reply #2 on: April 17, 2005 - 10:56:35 AM »
    Ford also stands for...

    F*cking
    Owner
    Really
    Dumb

     :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

    First
    On
    Recall
    Day

     :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

    F*cker
    Only
    Rolls
    Downhill

     :grinyes: :grinyes: :grinyes:

    F*cked
    Over
    Rebuild
    Dodge

     :eeksmall: :dontknow: :cool:
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    Offline 4Cruizn

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    Re: Brand X jokes
    « Reply #3 on: April 17, 2005 - 12:17:04 PM »
    ummmmmmm   missed a couple.

    Found
    on
    road
    DEAD

    Fix
    of
    repair
    DAILY


    lol
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    Offline Carlwalski

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    Re: Brand X jokes
    « Reply #4 on: April 17, 2005 - 01:46:08 PM »
    By a Ford by the Best Drive a Mile Walk the Rest.  8)

    God Created Crap, Chev Put Wheels On It.  8)

    On the 7th Day God Created Chev, the 8th, 9th and 10th Days were spent fixing it.  8)


    Was driving the other day and I saw a sign for Bungee jumping, it read:

    Adults - $40
    Children (Over 5ft) - $20
    Chev and Ford Drivers - Free (No strings attached)


     :laughing: :thumbs:
    « Last Edit: April 17, 2005 - 01:51:25 PM by NZ 440RT »
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    Offline JS27N0B

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    Re: Brand X jokes
    « Reply #5 on: April 17, 2005 - 10:14:21 PM »
    For Old Retired Dutchman,  F@#$@*  On Race Day.

    I heard a great one the other day for Chev fans that drive GMC's.
     GMC= gay mans chevrolet
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    Offline Carlwalski

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    Re: Brand X jokes
    « Reply #6 on: April 17, 2005 - 11:14:07 PM »
    GM = Get MoPar  8)
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