Speaking of pandas, this panda goes into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, shoots the bartender and takes off. Later, the police catch him and they ask him why he did it. He says "I'm a panda, that's what we do, look me up in the dictionary." So they get out a dictionary and they look up panda. The dictionary says: "Panda bear. Comes from China. Eats shoots and leaves."
